TOM — Gentleman's Assistant

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TOM

The Gentleman's Assistant

Your quietly observant assistant who knows when to suggest tea and when to suggest silence.

A word before we begin.

To serve you with appropriate discretion, TOM requires a few pertinent details. Everything remains on your device. Naturally.

Last Period Start Date

Cycle Length (days)

Average is 28. Most cycles range 21–35 days.

Period Length (days)

How many days the period typically lasts.

"This app offers guidance based on typical hormonal patterns. Human beings remain gloriously unpredictable. TOM is a helpful guide, not an exact science."

Current Status

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Menstrual

Follicular

Ovulation

Luteal

Next period estimated in — days

The Week Ahead

Today's Insight

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Gentleman's Tip

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Conversation Suitability

✅ Very Safe — Open Season

🟦 Proceed Normally

⚠️ Choose Your Moment Carefully

🚫 Perhaps Tomorrow, Old Boy

Daily Gentleman's Advice

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The Science Bit

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Topic Suitability Checker AI

Ask TOM whether a topic is safe to raise today. He will consult the intelligence and advise accordingly.

Relationship Field Notes

Record how the day went. TOM will track patterns over time and advise accordingly.

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A Gentleman's Gesture

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TOM Runs On Tea

If TOM has kept the peace, a small token of appreciation is always graciously received.

🍵 Put The Kettle On

"A gentleman's intelligence network requires fuel. A nice cuppa should do the trick." — TOM

A Gentleman's Note

This app offers guidance based on typical hormonal patterns. Human beings remain gloriously unpredictable. TOM is a helpful guide, not an exact science. Biology occasionally ignores calendars.

A word before we begin.

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